Batman Can’t Stop Farting Near Babies – A.I. Generated News

When news is slow, we ask a computer to use futuristic intelligence algorithms to generate news stories for us, thanks to a website we found called TalkToTransformer.com. We type in the beginning of a news story, and let the computers do the rest. Now, let us read you some of these stories with our human mouths so the robots will spare us in the great Future War Against Machines in 2077. Today’s stories: Donkey Kong Arrested for Animal Abuse, Crash Bandicoot Seriously Injures a Young Man, A Fisherman in Legend of Zelda Is Bitten by an Octopus and Batman Can’t Stop Farting Near Babies. We thank our robot overlords for giving us an opportunity to serve and spread the good news they have invented for our human mouths to speak.

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Tags: Batman, characters, Crash Bandicoot, Donkey Kong, Feature, Game Reviews, games, Nintendo Switch, Talkshow, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Wii U

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