Cyberpunk 2077 Gets an Unofficial Apology Maker
CD Projekt’s Cyberpunk 2077 apologies have become a regular internet fixture and now, thanks to a new Cyberpunk 2077 Apology Generator, you can jump on the bandwagon.
Before Cyberpunk 2077 was released, it was delayed several times and each delay was accompanied by a distinctive apology from creators CD Projekt Red. Typically posted on Twitter, these apologies had a distinctive yellow background and became synonymous with the game, which is why emulating them became such a popular Twitter pastime.
You’d stumble across mock apologies on Twitter, sure that the futuristic RPG had been delayed once more. Then, upon reading them, you’d realise that they were an elaborate troll and that the game was on course for release. When Cyberpunk 2077 finally hit, we figured we’d seen the end of these pranks.
How wrong we were. With Cyberpunk 2077 being less than satisfactory, CD Projekt has been issuing apologies once more and, thanks to the (unofficial) Cyberpunk Apology Generator, you can get in on the action. ‘Foone Turing’ has lovingly crafted a webpage that will take any supplied text and turn into a distinctive CD Projekt (or CD Porjekt) apology.
The internet has already been running wild with these, although we wish the ‘Sorrypunk’ website had been around earlier, when the game was in danger of further delays; we’d have been so, so evil.
That said, you don’t have to just use the site for apologies. Why not confuse Aunty Jean by using it to thank her for that hand-knitted jumper she sent you, the one where it looks like Sonic the Hedgehog is trying to eat his own eyeballs.
However you choose to to use it, you can find the Cyberpunk Apology Generator here.